NHL Talks Implode, Men in Suits Disperse

A summation of today's negotiations between the NHL and NHL Players' Association:

Talks ended... blah, blah... no progress... blah, blah.... bleak prospects... blah, blah... no further talks... blah, blah... unreasonable... blah, blah... pointless... blah, blah, blah.

To continue pulling the string on the NHL lockout doll, try this report from TSN.ca or this one from ESPN.com.